Debt Reduction Loan
So your in debt, but not that bad. Try a debt reduction loan. A debt reduction loan will help you get back in the game and lower your DRA.
Debt Reduction Loan
Record Free Agent Deal Signed by Really Good Pitcher
Jim Throwsgood, AL Cy young winner last year has just signed a record free agent deal with the Brighton Ballers. Throwsgood had 60 saves, an era of 1.7 and 200 strikeouts last season. At a press conference yesterday he declared, "I will be spending all of my signing bonus within the next week." Here's a few thoughts on how he might do so. He might need a debt reduction loan before he's all done.
How to spend all off your signing bonus in one week.
- Buy a new house. Fill it with expensive furniture and gaudy art. Hopefully you won't need a debt reduction loan yet because you won't be in debt yet.
- Treat everyone in your crew to a brand new Escalade, sitting on Dubs of course. No worries you've still got 2 mil in the bank
- It's all about the Ice, Diamonds that is. Coat every surface you can think of in them. Even your toilet seat. They'll be calling you a trendsetter for years to come. Simply Frozen.
- Bail out your homey from jail. You use to be tight so why not. He has gambling debts so you hook him out with a sweet debt reduction loan.
- Go to a strip club with fellow teammates and site next to the stage with a wad of money. No matter how hot each girl is, do not tip her, just count your money in front of them.
- Go partying with Paris Hilton...if you can keep up! Buy her a drink and use the pick up line, "Baby if you were a debt reduction loan, my bank would go rupt right now." Solid.
- Give the rest of your money to charity. Aww, isn't that cute? Ladies will love it. Write it off on your taxes.
- Get a credit card and buy recording studio equipment for your basement because it's always been your dream to make a CD and you need to record your rap album. People say you've got flow.
Oh No! Your future music career put you in the red financially and your next pay check comes wen you reach 20 saves. Help is available in the form of a debt reduction loan. By the time you get the next paycheck, your debt will be reduced to a manageable amount to where you can buy that roller coaster you always wanted as a kid.
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